Can't say fairer than that...

After receiving an angry text question my blogging whereabouts, Here I am.

Call off the search.

so FRANTICALLY I have been searching for something to blog about, and I have found it.

They say laughter is the best medicine so I thought I'd bring to you some albi-jokes courtesy of sickipedia. 

Prepare yourselves.

If you feel offended at any point during these jokes and feel you wish to inform me about it, you can contact me on:

0777...

So let the games begin...

I was haggling with a Albino, he gave me a great price,

You can't say fairer than that.

^ should be my reaction, instead...

me:

I got suspended from my job as a teacher today for telling one of my students that he was the brightest kid in class. I didn't realise Albinos were so f****** sensitive.

I saw an Albino Polar Bear once.

"How do you know it was Albino?"

...It was Black.

What does an Albino threesome look like?

A Custard Cream

Yeah if you laughed at the last one...I ask you to look at the top GIF.

and then...

I accept cheques.

Albi-out. 

IT'S NOT WHITE!!!!!!!!!!

Me: thinking of stripping my hair back to it's normal colour

Person: Yeah I liked it when it was white.

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Me: Argh my roots are coming through.

Different person: GO BACK TO YOUR WHITE HAIR!

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Yet another different person: You're the girl with the white hair.

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white

white

White

WHITE

WHITE

 People calling my hair white makes me very...very....

I suppose I could forgive people for thinking it's white because its very lig-

NO

NO!

This is the colour WHITE:

This is the colour OF MY HAIR:

IF A PARTIALLY SIGHTED PERSON CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE, SO CAN THE REST OF THE (PERFECT VISIONED) SOCIETY!

I am calm now...

Zen...

Just call it blond..I'm not an advert for Daz 

:)

Peace-out.