Well Albi-Dammed!

^ That is my new catchphrase for when I'm shocked.

Feel free to say it out-loud while reading through this post, I don't judge.

Yep, I'm funny 

Now this is where S*** gets serious.

I have a confession to make.

My confession is.

That I used to want to be...

A

Big

Black

Basketball

Player

Michael Jordan doesn't approve. 

It's kind of hard being a big black basketball player when you look like this:

I'm shitting you, I look like this, of course:

A face only a mother could love.

But you know what?

NO.

I WILL BE MICHAEL JORDAN.

Hells yea.

To do list:

Grow a few feet

Change gender

Black-up

Learn how to play basketball

Well albi-dammed that's a lot of work.

I'll keep ya'll updated

Live long and Albi-prosper. 

We meet again Mr Bond...

It's 2013!

But then again I suppose you already knew that.

I do indeed apologise for my lack of posts!

I've had a lot of men work to do recently. 

So let's begin this first post of 2013 by complaining about the weather.

That's right...the snow.

I'd like to share some of my tweets during the falling cloud period with you...

Charlotte Rodford ‏@Char__Izard

Fly tiny albinos fly!

Charlotte Rodford ‏@Char__Izard

Snowflakes are tiny Albino people. #CallMeSnowflake #AlbiWeather

Charlotte Rodford ‏@Char__Izard

Keep your albinos on a lead today, don't want any of them getting lost #AlbiWeather

You get the idea. 

The last one didn't go down very well..anyway, let's play a game

Can you spot all the Albis in this picture?

I'll give you a clue, there's 37.

and a few ferrets.

I jest of course. 

I'll leave you with an Albino pun

or #AlbiPun if you're 'hip'

Until next time day dwellers.

Albi-out.