Well Albi-Dammed!

^ That is my new catchphrase for when I'm shocked.

Feel free to say it out-loud while reading through this post, I don't judge.

Yep, I'm funny 

Now this is where S*** gets serious.

I have a confession to make.

My confession is.

That I used to want to be...

A

Big

Black

Basketball

Player

Michael Jordan doesn't approve. 

It's kind of hard being a big black basketball player when you look like this:

I'm shitting you, I look like this, of course:

A face only a mother could love.

But you know what?

NO.

I WILL BE MICHAEL JORDAN.

Hells yea.

To do list:

Grow a few feet

Change gender

Black-up

Learn how to play basketball

Well albi-dammed that's a lot of work.

I'll keep ya'll updated

Live long and Albi-prosper.