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Sunday 21 July 2013

Albemo

Greetings readers.

I am spoiling you with 2 posts in 2 days but what can you do...
So strap in, clean the screen and prepare for another post. 

my lovely brother...
...yeh
questioned what an Albino Emo would be like

I named them Albemos.
Buuuut it seems someone already had that idea

Check out the urban dictionary article about it:

Done?
Back?
Sure?
Good.

So naturally I googled this phenomenon known as the 'Albemo'
The usual suspects came up:


With some new ones:


I approve of Albemo horse 
(Thinking of making him a regular feature...thoughts?)

Oh this also came up:


So yeah those are Albemos apparently.
Google at your own risk.


Oh look regular feature...

Bye

Saturday 20 July 2013

Liar Alert.

Hello again my lovely avid readers. 
I greet you again with much more angst (as per usual, I don't like change)

As an albino with a luscious weave (It's not a weave)...
...I have in the past...dyed it.
(Fear not! Going back to my roots shortly)

So in the matter of one dye 
I went from this:
To this:
(For legal reasons I should point out that neither of those women are me...)

This brings me onto the main point of this post
PHOTO IDENTIFICATION.

Here are my 2 different types of ID 200BD (Before Dye)
(partially see what I did there?)

So. type 1:

All well and good. lalala. 
I blend just fantastically into the white background of the card. 

Type 2:

Oh look I still blend nicely into the the wall in which the picture was taken.. 
tralala..

Now
a more recent picture:

DISREGARD THE FACT I LOOK LIKE A SERIAL KILLER.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!
Needless to say whenever I hand over my more recent ID it gets looked at for quiiiite a while...




Have fun sleeping tonight folks.

Albye now
Albuh bye now.