Mind the...Step...

Just me???????

I am very attached to the Earth.

When I say 'Earth' I mean the floor in general.

When I say 'I am attached' I mean I fall over a lot.

I'm not sure if this is just me...maybe it's an Albino thing. I TRIP OVER EVERYTHING. 

^ Me.

I trip over my own feet sometimes...who does that.

You know what else I trip on?- Air

AIR

AND- I walk into things...then apologise to inanimate objects?

"Sorry....chair...?" 

and then..people turn and say 'there's a chair there.'

...really?

Maybe it really is an Albi thing...I trip up on curbs a lot, maybe I just don't look where I'm walking.

That brings me onto something else.

This really is al Albi thing I prommise.

Sometimes I don't see cars coming...even when I look both ways..

^ Partially see what I did there ;)

But I just step out anyway, then I remember...

1) CARS ARE HUGE.

2) I HAVE EARS?!

It's nice to recognise one's own stupidity.

Albi-Out