More frequently asked questions...

As promised..more questions.

The difference this time being that these are not so much 'silly' as..'asked way too much' 

"Can you tan?" Is a big one.

NO<- in a nutshell

whilst the most of the human race are:

Albinos are:

*We even sparkle I swear*

Respectively, we are the Vampires of the human realm (A title I would not mind on my gravestone) 

BUT

BUT

BUT

there is an albivantage (an advantage to being albino) 

I. Never. Get. Grey.Hair. 

So...when you lot are:

I will be:

Basically..when I'm 65 I'll be 35 (F*** da system)

And I leave you with one final stupid question.

5. Do Albino's live as long as NORMAL people?

Disapproving Albino Hedgehog says WHAT??

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